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theawesomesauce93:

scribble-scratch:

My mom just told me you’re not a woman until you get blood on nearly every pair of pants you love. I was like, “what if you don’t have periods?” And she said “I didn’t say it had to be your own.”

I thought this was going to be cissexist and I was pleasantly surprised.

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burdge:

victims of the 90’s

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anfonymackie:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

posted 1 day ago with 77161 notes (orig)

bgib:

when his icon is hot but there’s no tagged/me

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caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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catholicons:

86 dollars…

$61

posted 1 day ago with 234002 notes (orig)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

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behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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